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For twenty years my
husband and I were very
Teacher : Correct the sentence, " A bull and a cow is
grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull are
grazing in the field
Santa Banta find a bomb
Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station.
"What if one
of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta.
"Don't worry about it," says Santa. "We'll just lie and tell them we only found two."
Tech Support: "Ok
Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same
time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the
screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program