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I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and _________________________________________________________________ Customer : 'If I post
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Charity begins at home? A local charity
office realized that town's most successful lawyer never
contributed anything towards their benefit fund. The
director called him, hoping to get a contribution. Embarrassed, the director mumbled, "Um... no." "Or for that
matter, my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and
confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken director
began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted.
"Or that my sister's husband died in a car accident,"
the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving
her penniless with three children to support?" "So if I don't give a penny to them, why on earth would I give any to you?" Don’t Need One of Those
A
little boy was playing in his sandbox when the little girl next door
came up and asked if she could play, too. He said, "okay." Click here for previous joke Click here for next joke
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