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Feeling Like A Woman
In a
trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is
awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One
woman in particular loses her nerve. Screaming, she stands up in the front of
the plane. "I’m too young to die!" she wails.
Family Honor
A girl was
going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice:
A
Mismatched Pair of Gloves
A young
man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart, and after much
consideration he decided upon a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweetheart’s
sister, he went to a department store and carefully chose a pair of white
gloves. The sister purchased a pair of undergarments. Without checking the
contents he sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with this note, not
realizing the two packets had got exchanged. This is a little gift to show you that I have not forgotten your birthday. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out. If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair that she had been wearing for three weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on and she really looked smart. I wish I could put them on you for the first time. No doubt other men’s hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. I hope you will like them and will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love.
Dead Again
A funeral
service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At
the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they
accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket.
He’n & She’n
The preacher stood before the
congregation. ’’Brothers and Sisters, I understand that there have been some
he’n and she’n going on. I will not tolerate fornication in my church. All of
those who are guilty, leave my presence.’’ So some men and women exited the
church.
Heavenly Help
Betty & Tim
were killed in an auto accident on the eve of their wedding. When they reached
the pearly gates, St. Peter met them. They asked if they could still be married
in Heaven.
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