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Santa’s Turban

Once, a Pundit, Santa Singh and an American were traveling in an aero plane when the engines stalled. They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes.

First, Santa Singh jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute and jumped. Using the turban he slowly floated down. Then the Pundit removed his dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also floated down gently. Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant and jumped out.

Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began to fall rapidly from the plane to the ground. He passed by the Hindu who said - "May God help you".

Then he passed Santa Singh. He looked at the American zooming past him and was puzzled. So he said - "I see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster"

Saying so, he let go of his turban

"Honey, I Can't Perform!"

A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled over, tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance! Later that night, about 2 o'clock, I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves another performance. Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the task, I waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't wait any longer. It was 4 o'clock when I gave her a little nudge. She opened her blue eyes and smiled sweetly. We immediately had ourselves a rehearsal."

"A rehearsal?" his buddy asks, "Don't you mean a performance?"

"No, because a rehearsal is when nobody comes."