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Pakistan President calls George Bush on September 11, 2001.

Excerpts from the conversation:

Musharraf: Mr. President, I would like to express my condolences to you.

It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings...I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that...It was not...

Bush: What buildings? What people?

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops.. Will call back in an hour!

 

Indian team abducted

I was on my bike during a traffic jam, and I could see a man walking between the cars, apparently asking something to everyone as he passed. The man walks up to my bike and pats on my shoulder I open the helmet and he asks: "Hey, Did you hear the news? The Indian Cricket team is being held hostage, and they ask Rs. 100 Crore for their release. If they don't pay it, they threaten to put petrol on the players, and light them!".

"Oh god!" I said, "This is just unbelievable". "That's why I'm walking from person to person, to collect", said the man. While I was getting my wallet out of my pocket I asked the man how much most people usually give, and the man said: "Well, car drivers gave about 5 litres, and bikers gave 2 litres petrol!"

 

 

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