Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged
Sure," replied her lover "What's your phone number?"
A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial
commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and
The drunkard immediately responded,
"Thank you,your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."
Blonde does a Y2K
RE: The Y2K change problem
I sincerely hope that I haven't misunderstood your
instructions. To be honest, none of this Y to K problem
made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the
conversion on all company calendars for next year. The
calendars are out from the press and ready to distributed
with the following changes:
Similarly, I have also changed all the days of the week
Sundak , Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak,Thursdak, Fridak,Saturdak
It gives me extreme pleasure to inform you that our
company is Y to K compliant. Thanks for all the time and
attention. Have a nice dak!!!
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