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Dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged
will you
give me
a
ring?"
Sure," replied her lover "What's your phone number?"
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A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial
there was
a
commotion in the gallery.
The judge   pounded the gravel on his table and
shouted, "Order,
order,order"
The drunkard immediately responded,
"Thank you,your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."


Blonde does a Y2K job e

TO: Boss
FROM: Blondie
RE: The Y2K change problem
Dear Sir,

I sincerely hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions. To be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion on all company calendars for next year. The calendars are out from the press and ready to distributed with the following changes:

Januark, Februark, Mak, Julk

Similarly, I have also changed all the days of the week to:

Sundak , Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak,Thursdak, Fridak,Saturdak

It gives me extreme pleasure to inform you that our company is Y to K compliant. Thanks for all the time and attention. Have a nice dak!!!

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